Counterfeit Couplets
Sweet Billie Burkeshe played 'Witch of the South'
Carole Burnett's 'Mama' played'Witch of the mouth'
My rich aunt Mabel has an inlaid chest
You win! ..Uncle Fred's wooden leg is my best
An ejection seat for a 'copter don't work
A screen door for a sub's not much of a perk
Goofy won an Olympic gold medal this week
He had it nickel-plated .. result.. 'twas unique.
This is a new and amusing venture, Wes. Might try some myself. Don't think they'll beat yours especially the inlaid chest That's hilarious.
First reaction is good .. Some little quips are not suitable for limericks and this is some of them
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I agree with Tom. The inlaid chest was great!
I especially liked the Witch of the mouth