Cow Methane Is Gas Monetary Profit All Wasted Poem by Terence George Craddock

all net profit corporations should love cash cows
no sick leave never calling in sick missing a day at work
efficient happy workers producing healthy foods

milk butter cheese all good for strong healthy bones
daily on time with impeccable time management skills
same pecking order twice daily walking to cow sheds

cows milked twice each day giving quality fresh milk
chickens produce daily give one egg much less bulk
chickens cluck take up less space not dove eyed hulk

cows efficient four stomachs each fart burps methane gas
collect cow pats methane emissions in cowshed convert to cash
love cows in fields even shit makes rich fresh green grass

cow methane is resource gas monetary profit all daily wasted
instead of stupidity washing cow waste off into drains rivers
collect excrement in storage tanks use methane to power farms

maximize cow profits collect cow waste at location milking sheds
store in tanks use this free methane instead of buying electricity
to swift increase profits power up farm milking shed operations


Terence George Craddock (Afterglows Echoes Of Starlight)
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