Crapenya Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

There is no need to take more Crapenya,
If your condition moves one eyelid slower...
Than the other to open,
At the crack of dawn.
Know that enough Crapenya is intended,
To lighten both lids...
With a lift to remember,
No more is your need of that Crapenya.

Crapenya is only for those diagnosed,
For quick relief of disbelief of being deceived.
Stop taking Crapenya...
If you happen to feel the affects,
Of a prolong and throbbing headache...
Lasting more than 90 days.
If at the 91st day you begin to notice neighbors,
Pacing back and forth in slow motion...
In front of your door,
Don't be the one to take that Crapenya anymore.

Call 911.
Beg for cops and protection to come.
Something said and done to you,
Has been obviously mentioned.
And this leaves you defenseless as to what to do.
You've overdosed on Crapenya.
Refuse taking more and do it to choose.

There is no need to take more Crapenya,
If your condition moves one eyelid slower...
Than the other to open,
At the crack of dawn.
Know that enough Crapenya is intended,
To lighten both lids...
With a lift to remember,
No more is your need of that Crapenya.