David Darbyshire

Rookie (6/11/54 / Darwen England)

Defumegate - Poem by David Darbyshire

When you live with Animals
Dogs, Cats and Birds etc-tra
There comes a little bonus as Well
Like, nits, blood suckers and Fleas
So man has to Defumegate
Got all the critters out the House
Shut and locked all the Windows
Then I hit the switch, to Fumegate
I was outside waiting the 60min's
When I realized I left the Budgie inside!
The Dog, Cat and I looked at each other
We thought for sure he would be Dead
But was singing his head off Instead
That was strange he didn't sing Before

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  • (5/20/2006 5:10:00 PM)

    'How To Get Your Budgie To Sing' by David Darbyshire. £6.99 plus VAT.

    This one had me in stitches; funniest yet. Great piece, Dave.

    Love, Fran xx

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  • Ernestine Northover (11/9/2005 11:34:00 AM)

    He probably felt he was on cloud 9, so watch he doesn't get 'cold turkey'! This was hilarious. Sincerely Ernestine (Report)Reply

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  • (11/9/2005 5:39:00 AM)

    Most amusing David! lol 9 for not giving a shit about the budgie! rofl Grinning at ya Tai (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, November 9, 2005

Poem Edited: Thursday, November 10, 2005

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