Did Adam And Eve, Kill Their Dinosaur? Poem by Michael Gale

Did Adam And Eve, Kill Their Dinosaur?



Can you imagine what would be, if Batman was fat? ...
He would be called Fatman.

What would happen, if Robin became Anorexic? ...
He would be known as Ribbon.

If Robin wore a monkey mask, what would he be called? ...
Gibbon.

Do identical twins, have the same finger prints? ...
Good question, you tell me.

Which came first, The dinosaur, or Adam and Eve? ...
Was Adam a caveman?

Did Adam write on skins? ...
Did he etch in stone?

Did he use parchment paper? ...
Adam had no brother.

He also had no mother...
Did that make him feel alone?

Make no bones...
There was no banks, and so he could not take out any car loans.

No tee vees? ...
Oh please!

There was disease...
No aching ease.

Not even a circus...
All frowns-No smirkess.

Life had to be sad, to have to pick up,
and move everything out of the Garden of Eden...
No books or newspapers for readin'.

There were'nt even rainbows...
Not even, ones with arrows.

No tailors even, to alter or make our clothes...
What a world it had to be with no inventions,
but only filled with sorrows and woes.

Who painted the spots on Leapords and giraffes? ...
If we saw them spotless, would they be too clean to
look even too funny enough to give us laughs?

Would we have realized, that we could not wear
bath tub rings to our wedding? ...
No gambling casino's in those days,
What a sad and boring setting.

What about heart attacks? ...
Did we know, back then, that our hearts could not even, attack us?

No betting? ...
How, upsetting?

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Michael Gale

Michael Gale

Chicago Illinois/Oklahoma City.
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