Crime
He was arrested for stealing an exotic bird
However it was ruled a Myna crime
MYTH
A female moth
THE STAMP ACT
Flamenco dancing
FENCING
He was a most cowardly fencer and he
frequently fainted
SHORT
He was short of nerve
He was short of cash
He was four foot three
When you're short, you're short
(as is this dotty def)
I REALLY MISS OUR 1926 hupmobile
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I have heard that MYTH before!
well now you've heard it again