Dotty Definitions# 62 Poem by WES Vogler

Dotty Definitions# 62

Rating: 5.0


INFORMATIONAL
Why do milking stools have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder


SUFFICIENCY
They say a million germs can live on one dollar
which is strange because for me it doesn't
even buy a coffee


LITERATURE
Why is there such a paucity of Mexican literature?
Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1952


CULINARY HABITS
Did you know that Irish drunks never order
cokes at Burger King?
They always have the shakes.


BIBLIOGRAPHY
How do we know that Adam wasn't black?
You ever try to take a rib away from
a black dude?

Dotty Definitions# 62
Friday, February 21, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: fun,people
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kim Barney 21 February 2020

The first two are top-notch.

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wes vogler 21 February 2020

what would we do without ethnic humor?

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Kelly Kurt 21 February 2020

Perhaps a little racist. The first one had me laughing through the reading of the rest tho.

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wes vogler 21 February 2020

for instance negro jokes are used hugely by negroes but nobody else should use them/ hah! ! !

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Leeann Azzopardi 21 February 2020

i don't know how you come with these definations

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wes vogler 21 February 2020

by reading hundreds of filler jokes and bringing out the ones that tickle me

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Vancouver BC Canada
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