Gonna stockpile tuna
While dreaming of fishing
Gonna cook some pork and beans
While thinking of camping
Gonna wear mask and gloves
While going to work
But shit, can't even take a regular crap
Because hoarder bought all the toilet paper
Toilet paper becomes really rare nowadays! Fortunately good poems don't!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Richard...brilliant! This is both sad and true, and truly humourous. There does seem to be an order to hoarding, though. First start with the toilet paper. Move to canned goods. Then target disinfectant. Move on to potatoes....Such etiquette perhaps ought to be 'taught' when we are lectured on crisis preparedness...This goes straight to myfavourites.