Drinking Corona During Corona Poem by Richard Wlodarski

Drinking Corona During Corona

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Gonna stockpile tuna
While dreaming of fishing
Gonna cook some pork and beans
While thinking of camping
Gonna wear mask and gloves
While going to work
But shit, can't even take a regular crap
Because hoarder bought all the toilet paper

Thursday, April 2, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: humour,selfish ,virus
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Was it 671 rolls? Good thing Amazon et al stopped him in his tracks. Can people like him sleep at night? Probably! He's dreaming about his next selfish scam. And when he lands in hell, he'll be dreaming up a scam of how to get to Heaven.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Mj Lemon 02 April 2020

Richard...brilliant! This is both sad and true, and truly humourous. There does seem to be an order to hoarding, though. First start with the toilet paper. Move to canned goods. Then target disinfectant. Move on to potatoes....Such etiquette perhaps ought to be 'taught' when we are lectured on crisis preparedness...This goes straight to myfavourites.

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Kostas Lagos 02 April 2020

Toilet paper becomes really rare nowadays! Fortunately good poems don't!

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