Drunk Driving Poem by kirilee S..

i read this in the paper,
And it made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on a drink.

Now statistics, thay say, and trust me they never lie,
If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best) .

But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive once i begin to drive,
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive.