Episode 13: Football As The Theme For My Sexaholic Shopaholic Workaholic Series Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

Episode 13: Football as the theme for my Sexaholic Shopaholic Workaholic series
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
Let us start at the very beginning, a very good place to start
When we write, we begin with ABC
As always, there is a reference to me
Be it for what it is for I am not as ardent a sports fan as I was
Curiously enough I do more for sports actually in a different way
Daresay because I have more of the time and enthusiasm
"Evermore Nevermore"
Football is what I took to as a new bride who had landed in Phoenix, USA;

Game-wise it was more of a complex math problem
Happiness it gave to the Sexaholic in me
I caught the touchdown in the end zone as the wide receiver many a time
Je ne sais quoi having husband of mine would as the quarterback, throw the ball to me
Kinematically speaking, he was also very good at scoring field goals
Love was the emotion of the day
Methinks that I have been very faithful to him despite my few dalliances
Notably, he has not been guilty of unnecessary roughness other than the pleasantly happy feeling generating one
Overall, I have not made the catch as the tight end;

Pleasantly placed have I been and the Shopaholic in me is
Quite pleased for I bought a blouse from the NFL Shop with the 2018 Super Bowl champions, their eagle logo
Revenue wise it cost me an even $46 plus some cents Canadian including shipping and handling
Shoppers, there are not a number of items available
Truly, shopping brings out the bloom in my cheeks as do sex and work;

Understandably so, I have to think of a work project
Victorious am I for I thought of baking Linzer cookies the recipe for
Which is in the magazine I bought last evening and being very much unlike
Xanthippe who was Socrates's wife and not a virago
Yours Truly will make pictures of footballs, helmets and hearts on the cookies with icing
Zestfully, hence shall I host a dinner.
Acknowledgements:
1. The Free Dictionary for having given me a word
2. Sulekha, an Indian blog website for having given me the definition of the ABC poem
3. The Oxford Dictionary for having given me a word
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Please note: I carried out my promise as a Workaholic and baked Linzer cookies and decorated them with one helmet and many footballs. That's a lot of long passes, Honey of a Quarterback. As the wide receiver, if I caught it beautifully, as the running back, I had to work for the honour by seducing you many a time and I am sure all my B and Bminus grades can be explained in this way, leastways, the three times. The picture is on my Linked In web page.