sylvia spencer

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Everyone Loves A Limerick - Poem by sylvia spencer

There was a hot lady from Humber.
Who taught her sugar daddy how to rumba!
As he moved his hips
he no doubt had his chips
and became the mortuary's next number.

I remember dear Maude Skinner
Who ate beans, every night for dinner.
When she ate enough,
she would start to puff
and everyone was a winner.

There once was a drunk from Dover
who fell asleep in the clover.
he woke up and said,
what's this on my head
The cows had splattered him all over.

There was a sweet Miss from Kent
who got into trouble with her rent.
she spent all her cash
on nothing but trash
and now she's fasting for Lent.


Comments about Everyone Loves A Limerick by sylvia spencer

  • Ernestine Northover (6/21/2006 9:42:00 AM)


    I love limericks, they lift the spirit, and give a smile.
    Love Ernestine XXX
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  • (3/27/2006 12:22:00 PM)


    Dear Sylvia This is great fun, love the humour! A little light hearted goes along way.Love Duncan (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, March 27, 2006

Poem Edited: Wednesday, June 21, 2006


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