Former Friend...Future Flame Poem by Christopher Montalvo

(Dedication/Inspiration: Pharrell Williams/N.E.R.D.)

Let's play Truth or Dare,
If you win,
I'll be your provider,
We'll stay together,
Things will get better,
and we'll run to the sun forever.

If I win,
You'll let me tape you,
I'll be your drill sergeant,
in our backseat of love.
To make you happy,
I'll create the most orgasmic weapon,
A love bomb.

So tell me the truth,
Would you be my baby doll,
If I wasn't a rock star,
Would you break out,
before we make out?
If I was waiting for you,
Would you stay with me?

You're more than 'that girl',
You're my best friend,
So instead of a lap dance,
I'll be Bobby to your Mildred,
and we can just spaz.