GERMAN MERCHANT MARINE
In trouble radioed the shore:
"We are sinking! ... We are sinking! "
reply... "Und what are you sinking about? "
PROCEDURE
Two men working briskly.
One digs a hole and the other fills it up, repeatedly.
When queried why the long row of filled-in holes
The guy that plants the trees is off sick that day.
OMISSION
Didn't I tell you about the three holes in my back yard?
Well... well... well.
IGNORANCE
If ignorance is bliss, we should have one heck of
an office party this Christmas
GARDENING
Every day my wife talks to her plants and it is a
heart-wrenching sight. Have you ever seen a
chrysanthemun yawn?
*(free verse... prose on a poet site)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I hadn't heard any of these before. Good stuff!
well then you will be a big hit at the pub