Freeverse) * Dotty Definitions # 34 Poem by WES Vogler

KANGAROO
The mama kangaroo was concernedabout her youngster
watching too much television.
She was afraid he would become a pouch potato


THE DISNEY VIRUS
When your computer goes Goofy and insists that
you learn how to yodel mountain style.



REFRIGERATOR
A handy place to put dabs of food that you don't
want to bother washing.



LAWYERS
Ask a housewife, an accountant, and a lawyer
"How much is two and two? "
The housewife would say "Why, that's four."
The accountant would say "That's either three or
four but let me check my spread sheets."
The lawyer would pull the blinds, lower the lights
and whisper "How much do you want it to be? "


KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body writing comments on this blessed site?



* free verse... prose on a poem site