PASTA LOVERS
Sister loves pasta. She will do anything to get her fill.
She is in danger of becoming a 'PASTITUTE'
QUIZTIME
What's yellow and goes 'SLAM' 'SLAM' 'SLAM' 'SLAM?
A four-door banana
Why do you walk around with a fried egg on your head?
Because a boiled egg would roll off.
What did the drummer get on the music exam?
Saliva.
What's the difference between a savings bond
and a musician?
One of them eventually matures and makes money.
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This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Hey, I'm a drummer.: -) .
why am I not surprised and, machine, get stuffed