(freeverse) *dotty Definitions # 32hallowe'en Poem by WES Vogler
(freeverse) *dotty Definitions # 32hallowe'en
MONSTER
Is that a monster or a pile of coal-filled sacks?
I dunno.Give it a couple of smacks and see what
reaction you get.
WHAT's THE DIFFERENCE?
What's the difference between a dragon and a matter-baby?
What's a matter-baby?
Oh I'm okay.How's about you?
HAUNTED HOUSE
The haunted house was on neither land nor sea.
The haunted house was on fire
GODZILLA
How do you tell Godzilla from a bunny rabbit?
Believe me, you don't tell Godzilla anything.
QUIZ TIME
What is green and slimey and is encountered in fifth grade?
The teacher from the Black Lagoon.
If you cross The Frankenstein Monster and the Invisible man
what do you get?
Well it certainly wouldn't be much to look at.
Why are zombies and darned socks almost identical?
One is men-ded and the other is dead men
(hoping you have a Horrible Hallowe'en)
* free verse... prose on a poem site
We must have had the same teacher, Wes. By the way Tilly managed to get herself locked in my car overnight. I checked the mileometer and I swear its reading had advanced a couple of miles. I might put the full story on here in prose.
well done .. now if you are going to let off a cherry bomb be sure to hold it in your mouth
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4/25/2024 6:04:42 PM # 1.0.0.1119
My fifth grade teacher was a former officer in the army who trained us all to march!
those were the days