Fun With A Pm Poem by sandy nobody

was bored one night
surfing the net
checked out some chats
see if entertainment i could get

checking out rooms
most people seem really nice
listening to music and talk
then i got a pm, had to think twice

i answer it back
seemed like a nice young man
he asked how i was
if i was a real woman

i said im real
i think
sent him a smile
then a wink

he asked asl
i rolled my eyes
told him
old, yes, its a suprise

he was like twenty five
to young for me
i told him goodbye
leave me be

he wouldnt go
says he likes older women
i said good
i liked older men

he wanted a picture or a cam
asked what i had on
what i looked like
i decided to have some fun

i told him besides being old
i weighed quit a bit
i have no teeth
hold on, i have to spit

i have eight kids
by eight different men
you want to be a daddy
come on over then

hold on a minute
i'll be right back
need to grab another beer
give that fly a wack

i asked if he has a good job
what do you do
i cant work, i need my rest
he might need to work two

he suddenly told me
he needed to go
was nice meeting me
soooooo

i kept sending him messages
he wouldnt answer back
so i went got that beer
gave that fly a wack

lmao