Funny Newspaper Headlines And My Response #2 Poem by Spock the Vegan

Funny Newspaper Headlines And My Response #2

Rating: 5.0


‘Midget sues grocer, sites belittling remarks'
What low remarks from that grocer!

‘Most Earthquake Damage is Caused by Shaking'
A most revealing headline. Who'd have thought?

‘Alton attorney accidentally sues himself'
Poetic justice.

‘City unsure why the sewer smells'
What did they expect in South Haven?

Funny Newspaper Headlines And My Response #2
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
Topic(s) of this poem: funny,humor,justice,small,smelling,earthquake
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
This is not a poem, but real newspaper headlines and my comments.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Wes Vogler 08 April 2017

It would seem I have found a source of entertainment. Hope you got more

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Spock The Vegan 08 April 2017

I have more in the form of limericks, and may change these into limericks too.

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Kim Barney 05 April 2017

Very funny. I like the one about the burglar the best.

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Wes Vogler 08 April 2017

I know what you mean Spock My response level has fallen way off. Both comments and hits All I can do is get back to work because I do enjoy this simple humour.

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Spock The Vegan 05 April 2017

I appreciate you comments. Like you I am not getting much response lately. Makes you wonder if the system is getting the poems out to many people..

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