Generic Epic Poem by Hans Ostrom

Imagine a long story that is more interesting
than it sounds.Its hero, like certain pop
stars, has one name, many egos.Ignore
a probability that the dull parts are merely
padding.Look for symbols, but don't kill yourself.
Try to find parallels between your life and the hero's.

Doubtless, there are none. Otherwise you would be
famous or in prison or both.Imagine a fierce
climax scene here.Got it?Fine.Know Hollywood
will film it with profligate ineptitude.

Hero, journey, a lot at stake, revenge, an awkward
plot, and, as noted, a long story.There you have it,
an epic of your own design, a sense of accomplishment,
a vague notion of having read something
you were supposed to have read before.Now:

be off with you—on to your own long story.
Savor it.Seek symbols, but don't kill yourself.
Ignore a probability that the dull parts are merely
padding.Every so often, do something vaguely
heroic, but don't push your luck because whether
gods are in charge is an open question, but
whether you are in charge is not.


Hans Ostrom 2019