God Created Eve For Reasons Poem by Paul Sebastian

Adam after his creation complaint:
He wanted someone for company
So God created a woman of beauty
Who would over him always reign

Adam needed someone to blame
His woes; someone who would submit
Someone who’d home-making commit
Someone who’d teach if he tries to tame

God knew Adam needed to be humbled
By someone who’d always have the final say
Someone to make morning coffee everyday
God wanted Adam to stand accountable

Eve would remind him to take the garbage out
He’d be a man of power, but a pussycat at home
Remind Adam Eve’s from a bone of his rib bone
It’s wise to lose an argument than win a bout

Woman would do better raising a family
Children will always honour their mother
For imperfect man God perfected her
Without Eve man’s always in a quandary

2.11.2015