'God' If 'I' Were Poem by James McLain

'God' if 'I' Were;
I would not leave the rest
waiting in worry.
We are beyond the point
of stage fright.
The publicity stunts are very
good now..
The next balloon just might.
'God' if 'I' Were;
In 'America' it has worked.
They know now half of the
crime is committed
by the mentally ill.
It was you whom ask them
to do what they did.
Being illegal only in New York,
Miami and San Diego.
'God' if 'I' Were;
A pathological liar like some
whom profess it not.
I would change their oil as well.
But i have no where to dump it.
'God' if 'I' Were;
More like you, I would be more like
I am and less like I was.
I confess I would do a lobotomy on
more than a few.
And drink more milk, milk being
suddenly and fashionably in.