Have You Heard A Duck Hiccup? Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Has anyone seen the elite eat beets?
Has anyone ever seen them pat their feet?

Have you ever seen them groove in seats?
Or bust a move sweating in the Summer heat?

Have you heard a duck hiccup?

Have you heard a moth cough,
Flying in a loft?

Have you seen a bison eat?
And why aren't they called Buffalo,
With hot wings?

Adam and Eve I can see in Eden.
But I can't see either one elite.
I can even see them grooving in the heat.
But I can't see them with ducks cuttin' up!

Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oooohhh-a-noooah.

Has anyone seen the elite eat beets?
Has anyone ever seen them pat their feet?

Have you heard a duck hiccup?

~Huh? ~

Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oooohhh-a-noooah.

'What? '
~Huh? ~
'What? '
~Huh? ~

Have you heard a duck hiccup?

Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oooohhh-a-noooah.

'What? '
~Huh? ~
'What? '
~Huh? ~

Have you heard a duck hiccup?

Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oooohhh-a-noooah.

'What? '
~Huh? ~
'What? '
~Huh? ~

Have you heard a duck hiccup?