He Married Someone, He Would Not See. Poem by Michael Gale

Getting married to an invisible woman...If you two get into an argument, you'll not be forced to see her- off!

That is one of the benefits would be to marry one, you can no longer wish to see...You'd ask yourself-Where she be?

You would not give her, for her birthday, or on Valentines day-A jar of vanishing cream...Worse would be, you'd awaken and she'd begone-her stay? Was that a dream?

Boy! The benefits of heredity-Her mother, you'd not have to see...Never know when she be?

When she walks into a room...To wreak on you, the most horrible sounding sonic boom.

Endgame...You lose.

Don't marry someone you don't want to see...Don't get wed-remain all free.

Only-very lonely.