She sticks her tiny thumb up
I sally out the room
I go to put the kettle on
She lies there in full bloom
Upon our brand new sofa
Big as an aircraft carrier
(The sofa, not my darling wife!)
Now I know why she asked me to marry 'er.
(Written Oct 2013)
This was so funny. I hope she doesn't see it - I won't tell!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Interesting slant on married life. Show her your poem, I dare you! !