His Ears Are Big, His Eyes Are Beady, He Is Ugly Poem by Ravi Kopra

His ears are big, his eyes are beady, he is ugly
He is bald, and wears an orange wig, he is ugly

His hands are small, but claims they are big
He's rich but no woman wants him, he is ugly

He boasts of catching pretty cats in the world
But his prettiest catlike cat abhors him as he is ugly

He made his money, all by hanky panky
But claims to be a financial guru, he is ugly

He looks like a pig, fat and filthy
He does not realize he is ugly

Because he is a narcissistic
Loves only himself, he is ugly

'Ravi' thought no women would like him, he thought he was ugly
Truth is, all women want him and ask: why he thinks he is ugly