I Confes***it Was Me Poem by James McLain

Confessions from cows don't
go over very well.

I know they don't get one before
we partake of their soul.

They do help the air smell less
stale for the sinning party.

I am sinner I won't be getting any
thinner if I tried.

I am way to serious and playing
basketball most of my life their
was four other fellas who did
want to win.much much bigger
than I get the picture, than me
lord help spare the court talk..lol

All in all I enjoy being a cave man
and all the other delicious names
at least for a while until I read
all your work and pass me off
as you then job done.

We all get our thrills with out pretty
much crushing the toes of each
other no foul.

Do not bleed on the carpet..on the
way out of the door..lol

Merry Christmas folks

don't get to drunk and if the coppers pull
you over hide in the trunk..