I've assigned myself to you
Like a maintenance manager
Replacing broken light bulbs,
I've looked over each parameter.
And decided a bayonet mount
Is all that will do for you?
I've-tried the Edison Screw Light Base
I've-tried a Bi-pin and G sockets and bases.
But honestly, the screw fit just, won't-do
Nor will a Mini-Candelabra
But I'm a betting man; let's see what I can do
With a flanged base 23mm fluorescent tube.
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