Mark Heathcote

Gold Star - 23,674 Points (22/03/66 / Manchester)

I’m Your Maintenance Manager - Poem by Mark Heathcote

I’ve assigned myself to you
Like a maintenance manager
Replacing broken light bulbs,
I’ve looked over each parameter.

And decided a bayonet mount
Is all that will do for you?
I’ve tried the Edison Screw Light Base
I’ve tried the Bi-pin and G sockets and bases.

But honestly the screw fit, just won’t do
Nor will the Mini-Candelabra
But I’m a betting man; let’s see what I can do
With a flanged base 23mm fluorescent tube.

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, September 17, 2015

Poem Edited: Thursday, September 17, 2015


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