Jesus
Last time two thousand and twenty years ago as told by Julius and Augustus Caesar, he was a cool dude doing some hippie stuff. The seers drinking holy beers saw him coming in a flying saucer all the way from heaven to appear at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Dude arrived like a wizzard in a winnowing basket. The tot was already hi tech didnt want to bother surrogate mom Mary the....ummm....the maiden, with stuff like morning sickness, bloating and cravings. So kid just arrived next to Joe and old Joe's jokes became stale.
Old Joe, drank a drum of ale and had no illicit brewed ale to sale the next morn.
Cool dude didnt like his brother man tortured, abused or robbed so with cigar and sombrero he stood his ground, hand on his point four four chewing his tobacco. Sheriff didnt like him in town sent his posse and said " Room aint big enough for the both of us". By the time robocop and batmobile came for him, dude had skipped town on a heavenly broom but sheriff being also the bailiff hung the wrong guy and made wrong entry in his book to look cool to King Herod of the Julius Ceasar fame.
All this poetry and stuff they wrote about dude Jesu is all for the movies and many movies now made of him when he was just the dude down the street doing good, chilling with guys and girls up to no good.
I mean turning water into wine without yeast and a brewery and turning stuff into bread to feed the hungry is guys watching too much sci fi stuff.
I miss the dude, though, he needs to come back and we go smoke some joint and mess around like real homies do.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
No offense. Just humans essence and respecting every person.