Friday, October 31, 2008

'I Think My Bladders Falling? '

Rating: 3.6
I think my bladders falling!
I can't seem to hold my wee at all!
I dripped all over the store while out shopping
and almost caused some old guy to fall.

'CLEAN UP IN AISLE FOUR! ' was called
And I knew it had to have come from me.
Now I tried to make it to the womens room
but I couldn't seem to hold my pee!

This getting old stuff
isn't cracked up to be all that they've said.
Your bladder drops, your teeth fall out
you go stupid, and then your DEAD!

Why not just put me in a diaper now?
and place me, in a nursing home?
It is better than hearing it advertised
in the grocery store, of what I have done!

I guess I could have maybe waited
and not drank that extra cup of tea.
So I maybe wouldn't have felt my bladder dropping
and dribbled in the store, all that made me wee?
Linda Winchell
george george 30 November 2009
Cute poem and humorous take on getting older! I'm not there yet, but I can relate to the sentiment! Funny funny poem!
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Carol Gall 24 May 2009
wonderful humor i think i did too reading this poem lol
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Myrtle Thomas 20 April 2009
LOL Linda you were right this is so funny.I know how she felt for my bladder did too, I had to have it sewen back up.PAINFULL
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James B. Earley 18 March 2009
Hilariously comedic friend!
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Ryan Thompson 03 November 2008
lol dear lord this is funny and sad lol poor old man lol great sense of humor though
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David Threadgold 01 November 2008
Hi Linda. The things you think of to write about without losing the sense of humour is great. Thanks for the laugh cheered us both up no end. a well earned 10/10/10 Regards Dave T
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Roger Cornish 01 November 2008
Great poem and as Lorraine say's So funny! Rx
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