I'Ve Got A Roach Living In My Mouth So If That Grosses You Out Here's Your Fair Warning Poem by Smack Thompson

I got a little cockroach
named
Squiggy
who lives in.a rotten cavity in my back molar
Might be a wisdom tooth but. what do I know?
I swish with listerine to keep it clean
while Squiggy jumps out
and hangs on to my uvula for dear life
I got 'em filled at the free
clinic before
mouth full of mercury_and man I love that
poisony shine!
Not this tooth though:
because well then Squiggy would be homeless too
and last I checked Roach Hotels aren't a nice place to stay
Squiggy tells me
'there was a roach uprising and
revolution and all that
but then the revolutionaries got all arrogant
and became the new rulers'
'Squiggy man' I said
'I didn't realize you had bourgeois roaches too...
we ain't too different you and I'
and Squiggy] says
'well yeah but just the same your big A-bombs
scare the hell out of me
We roaches ain't never made anything
that awful.
They say radiation won't kill me but I never
tried it and don't intend to'
Squiggy likes living in my mouth
because he eats good when I do
I've never considered talking
roaches might mean I'm insane
but -how sane can I be
in a world with an A-bomb?