I'Ve Lost My Jumper Poem by John Carter Brown

I can't find my jumper
It's more than belief,
And causing me nothing
But headache and grief;
I've looked in the wardrobe
And under the stair,
But it's not where it should be...
It just isn't there.

It's perishing cold
And I need it so bad,
It's easily the warmest
That I've ever had;
It's faded and worn
But still one I love,
It's thick and it's comfy
And fits like a glove.

I've searched everywhere
It could possibly be,
I've quizzed every member
Of my family;
So, without too much hope,
And heart heavy as lead,
The only thing left
Is to look in the shed;

And there in the corner
Our Labrador lies,
A grin on his muzzle
And white in his eyes;
He looks very guilty
And buries his head,
And glory! No wonder,
It's there, in his bed!