In Defense Of Men Poem by louis rams

It is time for us men to take a stand, and I need your helping hand
Women have called us dogs, the scum of the earth
Yet with us, they do flirt.
If we are as bad as you say, then why with us do you stay?
Is it because you don’t have any other recourse
Or is it that you want to be boss?
You say we show no love or consideration, yet you lead us into temptation!
Whenever we try to do right-, you start to bicker and fight.
You have mood swings that you blame on PMS
Yet you do not want us to stress!
Then there is the time that you do hate, when you have your monthly date
And you blame us if it is late.
There is a thing called protection, whenever a man gets an erection
“Put on your raincoat if you want to play, otherwise in
Your pants it must stay.”
Simple words that we understand, because we do not want to use our hand.
Communication is what life is about, you do not have to scream and shout.
I am more than happy to fulfill your wishes; I will even help you do the dishes.
Just do not “always change the rules “ and make me feel like the fool!
YES! At times, we act like kids and want to get our way
However, we do not do it every day! We unwind this way
We cannot be serious all the time.
We know that GOD made you softer and more sentimental than men
And MENSTATION and PMS is a trend, but we didn’t have anything to do with that
And against you, the cards are stacked.