Inspired By The Proctology Conference Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

And when you finish with your piece of genuine art
go grab your trumpet, blow until they truly hear.
A trumpet may produce a lengthy trumpet fart
pay no attention, both are welcomed by the ear.

You will admit, some words are ours to keep.
Due to the nature of their structural position.
So, too when some small ball of methane starts to creep.
It is the source that states the truth of each emission.

Please do not state that I compare an urgent clatter
to your creative and poetic titillations.
No poem ever saved the state in any matter,
but sonic booms deserve sincere appreciation.

So I suggest you write within your modest means.
Then blow the trumpet to disseminate the news.
Next day imbibe a dozen cups of pinto beans
and start the music that may well blow off your shoes.