It's All Done For Laughs Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Oh...
I misunderstood.
I had no idea when you ran my dog over,
And keyed my car...
You intended that to be a joke.
And you didn't realize,
Your actions would provoke me,
To burn down your home!
How silly of me!
Since I do remember,
How you told my friends
I was the one breaking into their homes.
And stealing from them.
And ruining my integrity was hysterical.
I'm sure you will forgive my sense of humor,
When you discover I hired the neighborhood gang
To beat every member of your family's ass.
But don't worry about it...
It's all done for laughs!

'I think we should stop this,
Before someone gets hurt! '

HURT?
Hurt?
How can anyone get hurt,
When only a bit of fun has been done.
Right?

You invited me to this party.
And I'm not ready to leave.