(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty # 6
They've erected a statue to you, Mister Chung
For many a year your praises they've sung
It's appearance is good
It's of heavy dark wood
Oh, the pealing of bells has begun...
said Tom... with CHUNG IN TEAK
I am sure that I'm not a loner when I say that you've made a groaner. By the way, if your wife causes pain in your life, the best thing to do is disown 'er.
I was so proud of tongue in cheek and then realized there was no reason to look for a spoonerism and yet I thought you were too tuned to spoonerisms to miss it. I am glad you didn't let me down. I have been disconsolate all day because just NOBODY had caught on to it (I was sulking) So I can still love my buddy after all, thank you lad Now I am the goof because I had heard of CHUNGKING and was too self-centered to think about your quip. We humans are a sad lot .. anyhoo good one
Tongue in cheek. Did not miss that. Was going for the Chinese food brand; 'ChungKing'.
I didn't think that YOU would miss the spoonerism I am sorely disappointed
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Put me embarrassingly in the category of missing the Chung King thing. Hey, I am big enough to concede that I am no Kelly Kurt. In fact I don't even think Kelly Kurt is Kelly. I must go on faith that he exists having never met the man.
You are cogentive (?) Kelly and I are really the same person doing a duo act