(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty #676 Poem by WES Vogler

(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty #676

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(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty #676

I was out on the driveway and shirtless
There must be a way to get hurt less
Chopping up cedar blocks
And ran into some rocks...
The result was a rather inert mess...

said Tom.... OFF-HANDEDLY

(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty #676
WES Vogler
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: accident,people
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Kim Barney 31 July 2018

Very clever, if a bit gruesome. Since I have lost part of my right hand I can only applaud a little bit.

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Kim Barney 11 August 2018

If you didn't know that, Wes, then you have not read my poem BIG BANG MEMORY. I thought you had read it and left a comment, but I could be wrong. I will have to go back and check.

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Wes Vogler 31 July 2018

Whoa! didn't know that, I hope it wasn't the one you're handed

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Kelly Kurt 15 June 2018

Owwww! Although I find it hard to chop off a hand that's holding the axe. Maybe a foot?

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wes vogler 15 June 2018

It was the other hand

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Kumarmani Mahakul 15 June 2018

What a wonderful Limerick it is! Enjoyed with photo provided. Thanks for sharing.10

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wes vogler 15 June 2018

You are going to have to say one of these is lousy just for the variety

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Robert Murray Smith 14 June 2018

I shudder to think what happened. Great poem.++10 Robert

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wes vogler 14 June 2018

possibly considered 'black humour' I am willing to detract it

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