(limerick)what Price A Wife? Poem by WES Vogler

(limerick)what Price A Wife?

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(limerick)What Price A Wife?

I've a notion to call my wife 'Teddy'
Because she is liable to... veddy...
Just race store to store
Screaming "Charge! " (zut alors)
Fix bayonets... stand at the ready.

(limerick)what Price A Wife?
WES Vogler
Thursday, August 30, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: fun,people
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Edmund Strolis 02 September 2018

Fix bayonets privates! Some poor soul out there is wondering why his friends never visit anymore. They would tell him but for fear that the general might find out.

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wes vogler 02 September 2018

always a little grain of truth in these quips

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Kim Barney 31 August 2018

Most of your readers from India will not get the reference to the intrepid Teddy Roosevelt.

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wes vogler 31 August 2018

they are polite they WILL laughy

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Kelly Kurt 30 August 2018

Since becoming single, I have been broke. While married, I was always in the hole. : -)

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wes vogler 30 August 2018

Luckily we are both gentlemen and we will not touch that line

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