(limerick) You What? ? ? Poem by WES Vogler

(limerick) You What? ? ?

Rating: 4.7


Since the water's turned off, Eleanor
The kitchen tap's toweled.What's more...
Not to play the fool
I put a stool
In front of the bathroom door

Tell me you're kidding you twit
Are you trying to give me a fit?
Clean it up at once
You silly old dunce
I don't think that that's funny a bit.

(jus a little ol black kitchen stool)

(limerick) You What? ? ?
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: fun,people
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
water's been cut off in the condo and I put a stool in front of the bathroom door as a reminder and instantly a limerick popped into mind
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Me Poet Yeps Poet 21 May 2019

funny funny very funny limerickeeeeee she should have smiled at ye did u red me yet o poet

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Spock The Vegan 23 May 2019

Oh, my! I didn't get it a first. I must be a stool pigeon.

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Kim Barney 23 May 2019

This is hilarious, by the way, once you remember that there is more than one meaning for STOOL.

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wes vogler 23 May 2019

morning Kim

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Kim Barney 23 May 2019

Just pay your water bill, Wes, so it can be turned back on! :)

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wes vogler 23 May 2019

no good the whole condo was out

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tom billsborough 22 May 2019

I dunno. That last line reminds me of a song. Can't think which. Now you've got me scratching my head, Wes.. And I'm leaking sawdust.

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wes vogler 22 May 2019

by the last line do you mean 'I don't think that's funny a bit: ? if so I can't help you

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Kelly Kurt 21 May 2019

Aww, why'd ya have to add that last line. : -)

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wes vogler 22 May 2019

something to do with the interests of good taste

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WES Vogler

WES Vogler

Vancouver BC Canada
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