Little Willie 12 Poem by Kim Barney
Little Willie 12
Little Willie found a load
of fireworks next to the road.
Won't someone please try to catch
that imp before he finds a match?
(cont.) ...How did the moron try to kill a fish? He tried to drown it in the sea. What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him. How did the moron fall on the floor? He tripped over the cordless phone. (continued) ...
Not one stopped Willie; he found a match. Now i pick the pieces from my berry patch. to MyPoemList. a good one. reminds me of the 'Moron Jokes' of my youth. Q. Why did the moron eat a stick of dynamite? A. He wanted to 'go out with a bang'. ..............[somethin' like that] i just found these online (of course) and had to share! ! (continued) ..
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(continued) Why did the moron climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side! How did the moron try to kill a bird? He threw it off a mountain cliff! How do you confuse a moron? Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner! Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home? Because he saw the sign that said “Airport Left”. bri :)