'Love Night' Poem by Linda Winchell

Jumped into bed ready to sleep
hubby rolled over, has his male need to meet!
'It's Saturday honey, let's get going! '
I didn't feel too amorous, and it sure wasn't showing!

Had on long warm stockings
and a long Granny gown on!
Had my hair set in rollers!
face creamed up, and knew I looked like a clown!

Was wondering how, this man could even feel?
Couldn't believe that my husband wanted IT!
Does this man even see, what he's really going to get?

'Ride em cowboy! '
He yells, as he Jumps in the saddle!
My dentures weren't out yet to soak!
and you could hear them begin to rattle!

Was over in a minute
didn't think it would have even, taken that long!
It's usually like when washing your hands
humming, that Happy Birthday song!

Rollers spread all over the place
face cream now missing, now on my husband's face!
Up I got, to shower and rearrange some things
from all of this Love making, this Saturday night did bring!