Lycomania Poem by Aram Stefanian

He's waiting for a full moon to change into Lothario.
Though starving, he has good vibes about his valentine.
She will run away from him as far as a bank of Ontario,
Spooked of his howling and enraged to hear, ''Honey, you're mine.
I gotcha, and you won't get away till the end of death.
Once I bit a silver bullet and my life now seems like hell.
If you promise you're gonna love me to your last breath,
We'll be able to stay immortal after I break the spell.''
''Before I give you a kiss, '' she said, ''Let's do some lines.''
In the morning the cops found a naked guy on the shore.
A silver shiv was stubbed in his throat, and he showed no vital signs.
One of the ossifers thought she'd seen the poor guy the day before.