Hello Friends, I'm Merlin and be
Coming to you from Camelot,
Renowned for my great wizardry,
Helping Arthur get what he got.
But in the end I could not bring
Relief to all the pains and woes
Suffered by good Arthur, the king,
Now history in poem and prose.
But out of retirement I've come
To bring relief in modern day
To the masses suffering from
The mass of pain that comes your way.
I wave my magic wand and deem
Relief with this hemorrhoidal cream.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.I would like to translate this poem