I really want the Muppets at my wedding
I want the Muppet band to come and play
But when I ask the boss if we can do this
Then this is what the woman has to say
You were my little Animal when we met
Like Fozzie you would make me laugh a lot
But now instead of candles and of romance
Urdy Gurdy Chickens all I got! !
Your mother looks like Gonzo on a good day
And like Waldorf and like Stadler they behave
I hate Mahna Mahna so much it hurts me
I'll take that retched song now to my grave.
So I'm guessing that's a no then I asked shyly
I'll book another band to do the gig
And if we're liking family to the Muppets
Well I guess that just leaves you to be the PIG.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Once again, totally worth the read! the classic mother-in-law jab earned you a chuckle out of me! Thank you for sharing your humor in your poems so awesomely!