Simon Gowen

Rookie - 105 Points (Created in the 60's / West Midlands - UK)

Can I Tempt You? - Poem by Simon Gowen

I love to wear my nightie
Its silky and it’s sheer
If you come round now I’ll wear it
While I’m pouring you a beer

And when I bend to place it
On the table next to you
I’ll let you see my stocking tops
They’re fish nets, and they’re new

But don’t get making passes
And touching other places
Cos if you do I’ll slap you hard
I’ll put it where your face is

You can’t stay long, I’ve got to work
So come on boys be brave
Come and spend a moment with
A truck driver called Dave!


Comments about Can I Tempt You? by Simon Gowen

  • Simon Gowen (8/11/2012 1:03:00 PM)

    I must stress, this isn't autobiographical. The aim is to lure you in, then slap you in the face with the ending. (Report)Reply

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  • (8/11/2012 12:56:00 PM)

    Confused am I, but let me say- Okay by me, if you're that way. This one was a belly cracker-I'm
    still chuckling as I write
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  • (8/9/2012 1:22:00 AM)

    I particularly 'like' the slap bit as it brings one back to his being...please write on... (Report)Reply

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  • Heather Wilson (5/7/2012 11:22:00 AM)

    Just too, too funny, take care of your nightie it sounds a special one! , .such fun you have, so do I reading your poems. (Report)Reply

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  • Valerie Dohren (5/2/2012 1:21:00 PM)

    Very good, and very apt these days! ! (Report)Reply

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  • (1/21/2012 5:38:00 AM)

    like it. a great poem. i like your style. (Report)Reply

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  • (7/18/2011 12:22:00 PM)

    Roflmao, this is too rich! I envisioned it as a perfect country song! :) (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, June 20, 2011

Poem Edited: Sunday, August 7, 2011


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