Wham Bam It's A Scam! ! Poem by Simon Gowen

I've just received a phone call from a man in Bangladesh
Tryin' to sell me stuff I didn't need.
So I rustled up some swear words that I thought that he would know,
In a vain attempt to make his ears bleed!

But he just simply rambled on persistently attempting,
To make believe my PC was at risk.
He told me he was qualified and he had called to help
Remove the evil virus from my disc!

He asked me for my home address, but couldn't spell a word,
So slowly down the phone I softly spoke.
I gave him the address of a P'lice station in the town
Well, it couldn't happen to a nicer bloke!

He then went on to ask me for the details on my card,
So I gave him random numbers from my head.
I kept him chatting on the phone the best part of an hour
I could hardly understand a word he said!

Eventually he cottoned on, that I was playing him
At his own game, and now the guy was mad.
So take to heart and learn from this, don't let them catch you out
Or you will simply end up being HAD! ! !