Paris Hilton

My Ex- Boyfriend

I met this guy
i told him a lie
i love him so
i'm such a hoe
he's really a she
it must be me

Poem Submitted: Wednesday, May 31, 2006

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  • Red Blooded Black Hearted (11/5/2007 9:18:00 PM)

    Ummmmmmmmm........ yeah... I think I agree with every1 else here lol.

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  • James Niles (8/23/2007 10:05:00 PM)

    This is so very poignant and the indescribable pain. Such angst. It could have been written on Santa Monica Blvd. in LA. Fortunately, Paris, (may I call you Paris?) you discovered the deception in time and before contracting a social disease. I've known models and photo assistants who didn't discover, until it was too late, that a boy wasa girl, and a girl was a boy, at Barnie's Beanery.

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  • Aere Blackwind (8/5/2007 1:34:00 AM)

    a true meaning to patheticness, unable to keep a steady state of mind and a relationship with your ownself. pahetic as what ever one could call this

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  • Anita Blake (8/5/2007 1:06:00 AM)

    i so agree with bluw-eyed blonde. i did not think you could get stupider by reading something but i guess you just proved that wrong. plz be kind and stop writing

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  • Wandering ScarletWandering Scarlet (8/5/2007 1:06:00 AM)

    wow so u make love to urself, interesting but none of use care about ur pathetic lack of a real life

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  • *Lyric * (8/2/2007 11:25:00 PM)

    I didn't understand this at all. It's stupid and lame and a waste of my time. I wish I had never even read it. I think I got stupider.

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  • Keith GabouryKeith Gaboury (6/1/2006 12:48:00 AM)

    Well said Paris, short and swwet.

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