Trade Martin

Rookie - 83 Points (USA)

New Iraqi Disco Craze - Poem by Trade Martin

The U.S. Congress has voted to build……,
A disco in every Iraqi city…..,
So jihadists can wiggle their hips….,
In order to take their sick minds off….,
Of murdering our troops and all infidels……,
Officials have called in twist specialist…..,
Chubby Checker to develop a new step….,
Called the “Methane Slide”…..,
Where the bearded towel-headed killers…..,
Would just fart around the dance floor…..,
Decreasing Global Warming in all the toilets…..! ! !

(Al Gore may like this greenhouse gas concept….! ! !)


Comments about New Iraqi Disco Craze by Trade Martin

  • Ashraful Musaddeq (10/1/2008 10:44:00 PM)

    A piece with different taste.
    Love it.
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  • (4/3/2007 5:00:00 PM)

    this is a good one trade you do know how to write them, very funny piece. (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Saturday, March 24, 2007

Poem Edited: Monday, May 23, 2011


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