Not A Right Reply Poem by Ima Ryma

Wifey does ask Hubby one day,
'Will you remarry if I die? '
'Don't want to live in lonely way, '
'So I will, ' Hubby does reply.
'Will you still stay in this same house? '
'Yes, ' Hubby says, 'Since it's paid for.'
'My car - driven by your new spouse? '
Wifey is getting a bit sore.
Hubby says, 'Yes, it's paid for too.'
Wifey's next item on her list,
If clueless Hubby only knew,
Was gonna make her really pissed.

'My golf clubs? ' Wifey demanded.
'No, ' Hubby said, 'She's left handed.'