Of Canadian And British Humour Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

Of Canadian and British humour
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
I have sworn off the male sex
For they are not forthcoming
With their rewards for my hard work
I imagine your average British bloke
Asking me if it is a "political statement"
And I wondering to myself if it is a moral statement
Of course, political is being moral or immoral,
And the Theory of Relativity kicks into the argument
And this is in a relativistic sense
And hence, I add to the entire two rhetorical questions
And ask if it is a relativistic argument
Which is a conclusive argument
But I don't think that the average British Joe
Lacks the ability to win the argument
And he is going to vanquish me
By asking me if it is just a thought experiment
Or am I going to see if Newton's Third Law of Motion holds good.

Acknowledgements:
1. My son