Old Fat Robin Hood Did Not Diet. Poem by Michael Gale

A Bavarian cream filled donut was eaten a-many by Robin Hood...
'My oh my', said he, 'How good.

If you've seen a man in green tights with a shoulder strap filled with arrows, slipping off a swinging vine, with a spare tired belly protruding...
Don't make fun of him by snickering and pointing, as that is very pro-ruding.

Robin hood once was rumored to fall off a log, while'st jousting with Little John...
When'st he fell, he was way, way gone.

Water soaked toupee, dripping and wet...
Robin had a hard time walking, you'd bet.

There were many jokes about his stride...
Some even have said, 'he looked like an elephantine ride'.

Yes it is true, while Robin overly enjoyed his fooded fare...
People would'st see him a-comin' and just only point and stare.

Ole Robin was rumored to be bigger than old Friar tuck...
To everyone else Robin would give the finger and say, 'You can just go and yourself do f__ck'!

The moral of this story is don't let your weight outweigh yourself...
Or you just might diet away, like a pixie or elf.